When I ousted you out of my life
It created a void that I struggled to deal with.
But in unfollowing you on social media,
It created a bigger void that I was crushed about.
Who am I going to tag on my memes now?
Who is going to laugh at my 2 am jokes?
And, like my numerous selfies? Who?!?
Perhaps what I needed was just some insta follower,
And not a real relationship anyway.
As the realisation dawned on me,
I picked myself up and dusted you off
Knowing that the next social media soul mate
Is making his way to me soon enough.